My name is Ari. I'm 22 and I currently reside in the Land of 10,000 Lakes. I like things...like....sci-fi movies, fantasy movies, books, porn, cats...anything dorky probably...disney...zombies, post-apocalyptic madness, anime, and video games....and probably other things too
Never ask a girl if she wants to become a werewolf because she’s always going to say yes because girls love tearing things apart with their teeth and ripping people to shreds with their claws, it’s a foregone conclusion, an immutable fact of our universe really when ya think about it.
there are actually only 2 movie genres. the ones where u have to remain completely silent throughout the whole film, and the ones where u have to comment on whatevers happening on screen every 5 minutes
might i suggest a third genre: you have to PAUSE it every 20 minutes to discuss in detail what u just witnessed